klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

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fuckinq:

i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one

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stilinskiclaus:

I don’t understand why people aren’t interested in Astronomy.

You can look up into the night sky and see a fucking galaxy with your naked eye. You can see cosmic structures that are millions of light years across and if you don’t think that’s the coolest fucking shit then I don’t know what to tell you.

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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So today has not been that great of a day for me, it’s been full of a lot of unpleasant things (yelling, crying, doctors, x-rays, all that and more!!)

I decided to go on my computer because I was wondering if anyone had uploaded the whole Austin #NoFilterShow (answer to that is no), but then I found a new video and decided to check it out.

It got to the truth or dare section pretty quickly; Mamrie went first, then Grace went, and then it was Hannah’s turn.

Hannah started out all excited and then proceeded to yell out NOOOOOOOO!!!! She then says “I love this” and stARTS TO READ MY TUMBLR NAME!!!!!!!!!!! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK (Hart Attack???) And then…. I just added the video, it’s better that I don’t say what happens second by second!!!! (full video is right here: http://youtu.be/AxeUssb4Tcc)

To cut to the chase, HANNAH HART DREW A MUSTACHE ON HER FACE AND KEPT IT THERE THE WHOLE #NOFILTERSHOW BECAUSE I DARED HER TO!!!!!!!

FYI mamrie gracehelbig mydrunkkitchen: my tumblr name is a reference to a comic strip I use to read when I was younger called Mutts!!!!!

^^^^^The little pink sock song from Mutts!!!!!

I would just like to thank you guys for picking my dare and I know it probably seems like something really stupid to get excited about but it really did make today much better for me!!! So thank you again!!!! 

x Becca 

 

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